Random thought while at work #82459
Written at: 16:11 16 May, 2007
You know what country I really wish existed? Non Sequitorial Guinea.
Like its near-namesake, it would be a small African country. In contrast, however, there would be yogurt. Lots and lots of yogurt.
When you'd land at the airport, you would be greeted, "Welcome to Non Sequitorial Guinea. I had fish for dinner last night. Hippopotamuses are more aggressive than you'd think." And then someone would hand you a shoehorn.
It would be a laid-back country, because nothing would ever get done. But it would also for that reason be a relaxing vacation destination. And the leading producer of mouse pads.
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You know, if you play your cards right, you could get a cushy ambassadorial post like this guy.
Written by: self_quoter_mcgee
Written at: 00:13 06 Jun, 2007
If I were an 80s post-soviet country I would be: Duranduranistan
Written by: Clearly
Written at: 00:24 13 Jun, 2007
Or so the melon growers would have you (them) believe.
Written by: Cryptic Philosopher
Written at: 07:30 18 May, 2007