I expectorated better of you
Written at: 14:18 09 Sep, 2005
In my mind, I am a rather effective force for public good, pointing out loudly and clearly when someone in my sight has done something stupid or offensive, and thereby shaming them into stopping or correcting their behavior.
So it was that yesterday, when I saw public mores being transgressed, I had the perfect idea of how I would handle the situation — all in my mind, you understand. I would walk right up to the man who had just spit on the sidewalk and say to him, "Excuse me sir, but you dropped your saliva."
Comments on "I expectorated better of you"
5 comments so far.
your an idiot, and thats one of the dumbest things ive ever read.
Written by: tODD
Written at: 18:53 10 Sep, 2005
Jared, I'm every bit as much an idiot as you are a midget swordsman. And sadly, your comment was not one of worst-spelled or -punctuated things I've ever read. But this is one of the more pointless comments I've made, given the probability of you or anyone else reading it.
Written by: Jackson
Written at: 05:27 11 Sep, 2005
Hehehe, that's one of the best things I've heard all day. It may only still be 8:30, but all the same, bravo.
Written by: Preston
Written at: 14:53 11 Sep, 2005
I read it :)
Written by: kt
Written at: 12:13 30 Sep, 2005
I read it too. :)
Written by: jared
Written at: 18:18 10 Sep, 2005