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The pluck of the Irish

Today being St. Patrick's Day, I decided to approach people wearing obvious amounts of green. I would say to them, smiling, "Do you know what day today is?"

And of course they would reply, perhaps with a wink, "Yes I do!"

And then I'd give them a big pinch on the butt! And surprised and dismayed, they'd look at me and ask, "Hey, why'd you do that?"

To which I'd reply, "I'm sorry, I'm color blind."

Or at least, I thought about doing that. Because I'd get to pinch everyone's butt.