[untitled #491]
Written at: 14:37 26 Mar, 2003
Apparently, the coalition of the willing now includes all intelligent mammals.
Not just monkeys, but also dolphins, which are also being used in clearing mines.
Dolphin spokesman Aquaman would not respond to comments that the Bush administration had offered to pay the dolphins three billion herring in return for their cooperation.
Also, there were unconfirmed reports that Saddam Hussein had summoned to himself crows, vultures, scorpions, snakes, wildebeests, and all manner of dark, evil creatures.
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